Living With a Tiny Penis (Personalizable Hardcover)

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Living With a Tiny Penis (Personalizable Hardcover)Why would anyone write an entire book about living with a small member let alone put their face on the cover? Well, they wouldn't, unless they're friends with someone like you. Tell us your friend's name and upload their headshot, and we'll take care of the rest. This is a real, beautifully crafted hardcover book, ghost written by AI, with a byline and cover photo featuring the author of your choice. It includes 25 chapters of awkward, cringe inducing

The book's 23 chapters are absurd as the cover -- featuring unbelievable

and we'll handle the rest

unfounded (and usually incorrect) speculations about the most complicated scientific theories known to modern science

a tell-all blueprint for achieving every professional's ultimate career goal: a stagnant position in middle management

A guaranteed conversation starter -- Living With a Tiny Penis: A Memoir will make you laugh

and the rest of the chapters in this book are intentionally BLANK -- further embarrassing the "author" of your choice by exposing their complete lack of wisdom in the love-making department

For older friends and family members

or just leave it conspicuously alone on an otherwise-empty coffee table

or behind their desk for Zoom calls

it might even make you feel like the bigger person

despite writing entire chapters of her memoir about litter box placement

and get in over their head

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